Salty Dog Blues
Lester Flatt & Earl Scruggs
[G] Standin on the corner with the low down blues,
[A] Great big hole in the bottom of my shoes,
[D] Honey, let me be your Salty Dog.
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[G] Let me be your [E]Salty Dog,
Or [A]I won't be your man at all.
[D] Honey, let me be your Salty Dog.
[G] Listen here Sal, well, I know you,
[A] Run down stockin' and a worn out shoe.
[D] Honey, let me be your Salty Dog.
Chorus
[G] Down in the wildwood sitting on a log,
[A] Finger on the trigger, and eye on the hog.
[D] Honey, let me be your Salty Dog.
Chorus
[G] Pulled the trigger, and they said go.
[A] Shot fell over in Mexico.
[D] Honey, let me be your Salty Dog.
Chorus
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Two Old Maids, lying in a bed,
One rolled over, to the Other she said,
Honey, let me be your Salty Dog!
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Two Old Men, sitting on a bench,
Both of them wishing the other was a Wench.
Honey, let me be your Salty Dog!
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Two old Dogs, lying in a ditch,
Both of them wishing the other was a .... Bone.
Honey, let me be your Salty Dog!
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Two Old Ladies, sitting on a rock,
Both of them wishing the other had a .... Sandwich.
Honey, let me be your Salty Dog!
Two Old Men, digging at their chore,
Both of them wishing the other was a .... Backhoe.
Honey, let me be your Salty Dog!
Two Starving Models, looking way thinner,
Both of them wishing that the other was .... Fat.
Honey, let me be your Salty Dog!
Two Young Boys, after school,
Showing each other the size of their .... Homework.
Honey, let me be your Salty Dog!
Listen up Guys, just between Us,
Writng these songs helps the size of your .... vocabulary.
Honey, let me be your Salty Dog!
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